*The art of vanishing*

Seems to me there was a radio recorder over there
And yes, I do remember the TV-set
Seems to me somethin's goin on

I must have lost my chair somewhere
And where's my table gone?
Obviously, definitely somethin's goin on

Woke up last mornin with my head on the floor
My bed had vanished like so many things before
Went to the bathroom that was already gone
Found myself pissin right upon the lawn

Seems to me there's been a car standin outside
And where are my cats?! Pussycat! Pussycat!
Seems to me somethin's terribly wrong

Someone must have stolen all my dishes and food
My feet are itchin, I can't even find my shoes
So, what the hell, am I goin insane?
Wait a minute, I just lost my name...

Seems to me the bass is gone
And now the rhythm, too
Seems to me my voice is goin silent

*written by Fredlostok*