*Functionary*

I'm so very functionary.
I have been a good boy every day of my life.
I feel like I'm spending my time
much like I'm supposed to,
well, that's what I gotta do.


You know,
I've got no ambition,
I'm so conventional.
Alas, you don't know me at all...


I'll steel from you in daylight
I'll murder you by night
I'm creeping up your window
And get right out of sight
Just before anyone noticing me - 
I'm so functionary!


I don't take drugs in the public.
You won't recognize me,
cause I'm so functionary!


You know,
I've got no ambition,
I'm so conventional.
You may think I'm honorable,
You may even think I'm nice,
You may think I'm completely harmless...
Well, make one mistake and I'll get to you twice.

*written by Fredlostok*